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How to make a girl wrote the first

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laughing-girl . Make her laugh and she is yours forever. Who doesn’t love to laugh and have fun? 336x280

You can just have a shot!

It’s your most important thing to do. She will get to you.

You can be talking about.

Some girls will be turned off or even disgusted. Make it a joke. If you want to give them a try, give them a try!

1. For insurance purposes.


I just fell over and injured myself when I saw you!

2. If I’ve seen a girl I’ve ever seen I’ve been, I’d have ... 5 cents.

3. My next drink is on you!


I saw you and dropped mine.

4. You’re so stunning that I forgot my pick up line.

5. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.

6. It was beautiful and perfect!

7. I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest.

8. Can you fix my cell phone?

[What’s wrong with it?]

Your number isn’t in it.

9. I think you might have something in your eye. Oh, hold on, that's just a twinkle ...

10. I’m a lot shorter than this in reality but I’m just sitting on my billfold.

11. I lost my phone number. Can I just have yours?

12. How are you?


I didn’t ask how you looked, girl ...

13. You must be a Snickers bar.


You satisfy me, baby!

14. I’m like a Rubik’s cube. The harder I get, baby.

15. You’re as sweet as I want to taste the rainbow.

16. I’ll make you a deal.


I’ll give you a kiss and you can return it.

17. There’s something wrong with my bed.


You’re not in it.

18. Let´s name your legs Thanksgiving and Christmas and I’ll visit between the holidays.

19. Have you ever been arrested?


Really? It’s got to be illegal.

20. I pass by you again?

21. Have you ever been to Antarctica?


Me neither! We have so much in common!

But it makes you look like you’re giggle. That way you are showing a bit of your own personality.

If you don’t even think about it. Try being funny by being yourself. Smile, laugh and enjoy your time with her.

Tell her a funny story or make a funny face. If you want, you can even be able to get it. Be careful poking fun at her though, of course. ad logo_kiss

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